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nosdrinker:

imagine your baby’s first words being the seinfeld bassline

(Source: nosdrinker, via fake-mermaid)



jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

(via fake-mermaid)



darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

(Source: panerasexual, via cumfort)



thatbatterisaspy:

Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer

(Source: seraphfeathers, via lolsxtit)



hotdaughter:

i have cute underwear 4 nothin

(via lolsxtit)



khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: guopei, via lolsxtit)



detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

(Source: responds, via lolsxtit)



miss-zarves:

i was in a public bathroom and looked in the mirror and said “i’m too cute to be so broke” and i thought i was alone but someone in a stall said AMEN

(via sillylittledream-er)